sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up and roll out of bed and wonder why I even woke up in the first place it's so awful,
then to make the matters even worse I swear my love I have a curse I can't do anything quite right I swear I'm trying it's so awful, i'm awfully awful today





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chilledchai:

ovaries
what ovaries

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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